UR
by Madison D Cat
I Proudly wear this crown, I was not tricked.
It describes my furs which are quite lush and thick.
My furs require a brush now and then
Sometimes I give it little spit and a lick.
Mostly my furs are dark gray not black.
Once, a while back,
it was said they were
Soft as Chinchilla by my vet tech.
I exclaimed WHAT in the heck....
Research revealed a Chinchilla
is a fancypants word for a rat which I am NOT.
I am a smart cat I keep my furs to myself.
Not at all like that rat Chinchilla whom I discovered does not.
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